dear reader, brace yourself. you are about to hear the gripping tale of NERVØS! :

long ago there was a innocent looking scandinavian youngster. shiny hair
and moustache blowing gently in the warm breeze of miami... this youngster
was offcourse the one we know now only as miami ulf.
mr. miami was at the time a lowly shipmate onboard one of the many rusty ships of
the norwegian navy...
he was a curious boy, one to longed to see it all - and in miami he found it.
things both horrible and attractive at the same time, cocaine-fueled binges in transvestite
bars, amphetamine-riddled monkey knife fights, gasoline-drinking lesbian brunches...
he jumped ship and quickly became one of the leading figures of the scene, particularily
as frontman in legendary homosexual punk rock group "smyg smog promp". at this time
everyone wanted a piece of miami - BUT IT WAS NOT TO LAST! life in miami moves like
a speedfreak masturbates (rapidly yet without purpose), and both miami and "smyg smog"
deteriorated rapidly; as so many of his generation, miami fell pray to the plague of
ronson/poppers addiction, and before too long found himself performing cut-rate abortions
in the miami subway stations to support this habit. It was in this line of work he encountered
the lewd and crude person who we know now (dramatic pause) as mr. sodom.

at this time mr. sodom was a low-life hustler and wannabe-businessman. hailing from the
town of sodomah.(later made famous by god of destructive impotence J.H.V., who,
ashamed of his limp amphetamine-cock decided to spoil the fun for everyone and burn it all
to the ground)
not having a moral bone in his disgusting body, steinar de sodomah ventured
to the town of miami with a plan to manifacture and distribute daterape drugs. and offcourse,
this was all going well. so well in fact, that he got the bright idea to branch out into the
abortion racket - the perfect complement to his daterape-business!
it was with business in his mind mr. sodom entered the subways that night - but it was not
to be. the result of his encounter with the norwegian ronson-addicted abortionist was to hold
even greater importance - it was to be the birth of LAUTROCK!!